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Welcome to the Website!

Before you get started there a few things you need to know ... There are audio and video clips all over the place.

When you see the "Chief Moon Ray" TV test pattern on the ICU2-TV, click on your connection speed. Then you'll be shocked, stunned, and amazed at how we crammed all that video down to your monitor.

Give it a test. Click on your connection speed and watch J.P. "change" the weather report.

Click the   to listen to the audio clips (which includes recent commentary by Chris Wedes and Bob Newman). This one features Esmerelda.


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So take a peek at the Navigation Poster up on the left over there and start clicking on stuff!

Just don't press the "Burst Into Flames" button. It's the one right next to the "Any Key."



J. P. Patches: Last Night at the City Dump

Wednesday, December 14, 7:00 pm on KCTS 9
KCTS 9 celebrates a Northwest icon and the 50th anniversary of the first Seattle broadcast of JP Patches. Pat Cashman hosts the two-hour special, featuring archival material and an in-person appearance from Julius Pierpont Patches himself.


Hokey Smokes Bullwinkle! Er ... I mean Hey Patches Pals!
Look who beat out everybody for Best Mayor!

Fans say loving goodbye to TV clown J.P. Patches

Seattle Times staff reporter
By Jack Broom
Originally published September 17, 2011

About 1,000 fans watched longtime Seattle TV clown J.P. Patches entertain at Fishermen's Terminal on Saturday in what was expected to be his last public appearance.

As showbiz goes, this was pretty old school.

A man in a clown suit began by leading the audience — little kids in front — in the Pledge of Allegiance. And over the next 40 minutes, he brought audience members onstage for a round of "Simon says," or to swivel inside a hula hoop, or to supply sound effects for "Old MacDonald had a Farm."

But it wasn't the material that was important to the crowd of about 1,000 at Fishermen's Terminal on Saturday, it was the showman: longtime Seattle TV clown J.P. Patches, making what he has said he expects to be his last public appearance.

"I wish he could be around forever," said Steve Wooding, 53, of Mountlake Terrace, who got J.P.'s autograph on a T-shirt after the show. "He's one of a kind."

Chris Wedes, 83, of Edmonds, who played J.P. Patches on KIRO-TV from 1958 to 1981, and at many community events since, has said four years with a blood-borne cancer and the treatment accompanying it have sapped his stamina.

His fans at the Fishermen's Fall Festival Saturday were not eager to let him go, lining up by the hundreds after his stage appearance to get an autograph, a snapshot or to buy a piece of Patches memorabilia.

One measure of their commitment: After J.P. signed autographs for an hour, nearly 200 people were still lined up to see him. After a second hour of autograph-signing, a visibly exhausted J.P. finally rose to leave, begging the forgiveness of several dozen still in the line.

"Thank you all for coming. Thank you so much," he said, slowly turning to go.

Among the many who did get an autograph was Jessie Johnson, 46, of Poulsbo, who told J.P., "You helped me get to school every day."

Every weekday, she said, when J.P.'s morning show ended at 7:30, she knew it was time to go outside and catch her school bus. "And in the afternoon," she said, "his show was our baby-sitter."

Aaron Dixon, of Lake Stevens, and his wife, Tracey, brought sons Chase, 13, and Deano, 7 months, to see the clown that Aaron, 35, remembers so well from childhood. "He gives a smile to everyone, young and old," Dixon said, recounting that he got to appear on the show once in a group of kids from the mobile-home park where he grew up in Tacoma.

On the long-running children's show, J.P. — full name Julius Pierpont Patches — told viewers he was mayor of the city dump.

The show ran for some 10,000 episodes and never relied on a script. It tapped a creative chemistry between Wedes and Bob Newman, of Seattle, who played J.P's girlfriend, Gertrude, and a half-dozen other characters. Newman, 79, who has multiple sclerosis, stopped making appearances as Gertrude several years ago, due to health.

A bronze statue in Fremont named "Late for the Interurban," by Kevin Pettelle, depicts J.P. and Gertrude rushing in opposite directions, arms locked.

J.P.'s appearance Saturday came at an event he has attended for more than 20 years, a benefit for the Seattle Fishermen's Memorial. The nonprofit group promotes fishing-industry safety and helps families who've lost loved ones at sea.

During Wedes' lengthy autograph session Saturday, his wife of 55 years, Joanie, peddled J.P. T-shirts, photos, action figures, bobbleheads and more. "Now he's all mine," she said, adding with a wink, "But then again ... ."

Hey Patches Pals ... Click "Start" on the ICU2-TV to see a classic Flicks commercial starring Chris Wedes as Flick-Man!

Flicks, the  candy of the J.P. Patches website, has an interesting history. Find out more Fabulous Fun Filled Flick-Facts by clicking here.


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You might see this billboard if you're driving off I-5 near Sumner.

"Who, when he saw the first sand or ashes, by a casual intenseness of heat, melted into a metalline form, rugged with excrescences, and clouded with impurities, would have imagined, that in this shapeless mass would turn into smething useful like a glass? Neat huh? I mean without glasses we couldn't see or have anything to put Kool-Aid in!
 

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