Howdy Patches Pals!
It's time for a special announcement!
This site is under NEW MANAGEMENT!
A huge THANK YOU to everyone one who contributed to the "Save the J.P. Patches Website" GoFundMe campaign! Thanks to your contributions we can continue to have this space to remember Seattle's favorite clown!
Watch for some exciting new changes in this space coming sometime in the summer of 2015! (or fall... or whenever I get around to it!)
In the meantime, I also want to give a big Patches Pal THANK YOU to the previous webmeister, Bob Alexander, who has done a bang-up job designing and maintaining this website for the past 10 years! Kudos to you, sir! Pat on the back and all that jazz!
I solemly vow to uphold the duties of webmeister and keep alive the memory of J.P Patches to the best of my abilities. Yada, yada, yada...
Patches Pal since 1968
THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE...
Brand new from Archie McPhee! Now you can take J.P. wherever you go with this 4-1/2" tall air freshener! We initially wanted to make it smell like Farmer Fred's Fresh Frple Fodder from Fife, but as it turns out, Frple Fodder doesn't actually smell very good, so we made it smell like cotton candy instead. String for hanging included.
CLICK HERE TO BUY ONE NOW!
$3.50 (plus shipping)
More items coming soon! Stay tuned...
ON WITH THE SHOW!