Hi Patches Pals!

Welcome to the Website!

Before you get started there a few things you need to know ... There are audio and video clips all over the place.

When you see the "Chief Moon Ray" TV test pattern on the ICU2-TV, click on your connection speed. Then you'll be shocked, stunned, and amazed at how we crammed all that video down to your monitor.

Give it a test. Click on your connection speed and watch J.P. "change" the weather report.

Click the   to listen to the audio clips (which includes recent commentary by Chris Wedes and Bob Newman). This one features Esmerelda.


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So take a peek at the Navigation Poster up on the left over there and start clicking on stuff!

Be sure to click on "JP's Appearances" and check out all the pictures of The J.P. Patches & Gertrude Statue Unveiling!

Just don't press the "Burst Into Flames" button. It's the one right next to the "Any Key."

Hey Patches Pals ... Click "Start" on the ICU2-TV to see a classic Flicks commercial starring Chris Wedes as Flick-Man!

Flicks, the  candy of the J.P. Patches website, has an interesting history. Find out more Fabulous Fun Filled Flick-Facts by clicking here.


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"Who, when he saw the first sand or ashes, by a casual intenseness of heat, melted into a metalline form, rugged with excrescences, and clouded with impurities, would have imagined, that in this shapeless mass would turn into smething useful like a glass? Neat huh? I mean without glasses we couldn't see or have anything to put Kool-Aid in!
 

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