Ggoorrsstt the Friendly Frpl (rhymes with "purple") was the
furry, 1one-eyed creature that lived in the secret room.
Frpls can be found on the island of ORIK (near the islands of OMOK and GNIK, get it?).
Patti, Maxine and Laverne were Ggoorrsstt's cousins who also lived in the
Their first names were oddly the same as those of the the Andrews Sisters.
Fussy eaters, J.P. had to order Farm fresh frpl fodder from farmer Frank from Fife ...
... or Farmer Fred from Ferndale.
On his birthday, Ggoorrsstt got foreign fantastique frpl fodder from Farmer Francois from
Evidently, when the antennae of a Frpl falls off, they don't grow back.
Bob Newman was usually in the Ggoorrsstt suit except when Ggoorrsstt was being treated by Ketchican the Animal Man.
The costume was made by the wife of one of the staff and originally had a third arm that was removed to
avoid anatomical confusion.
The "Ooga-chugga,ooga-chugga" chant of the frpls was from the intro of "Hooked
on a Feeling"
1 Yes, that's supposed to be a single eye with an eyebrow on front of the frpl.
"Who, when he saw the first sand or ashes, by a casual intenseness of heat, melted into a metalline form, rugged with excrescences, and clouded with impurities, would have imagined, that in this shapeless mass would turn into smething useful like a glass? Neat huh? I mean without glasses we couldn't see or have anything to put Kool-Aid in!