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Gertrude

Bob's most enduring character is, of course, Gertrude, who after 40 years is still the most beautiful woman in the City Dump. Gertrude was "born" in 1960 when Bob loaned his naturally high voice to the unseen girlfriend of J.P.

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Gertude in 1996

Audio Clip: Bob recalls Gertrude (with Joe Towey in 1980)

"Who, when he saw the first sand or ashes, by a casual intenseness of heat, melted into a metalline form, rugged with excrescences, and clouded with impurities, would have imagined, that in this shapeless mass would turn into smething useful like a glass? Neat huh? I mean without glasses we couldn't see or have anything to put Kool-Aid in!
 

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