The following pages were plagiarized ... lifted ... er ... forged ... um ... inspired by the J.P. Patches Multimedia history first published on the "J. P. Patches Desktop Set for Windows" CD-ROM by Attic Studios and the fascinating book "J.P. Patches *Northwest Icon*" by Julius Pierpont Patches & Bryan Johnston.

You'll notice on the menu to the left a link to the City Dump Store where you can get rid of all your pesky disposable income by purchasing all things "J.P."

How to Navigate through the

At the top and bottom of every page you'll see: Click select a chapter. Introduction Who is J.P.? Minneapolis J.P. in Seattle Early sidekicks Bob Newman Joe Towey Creative Processes The Sponsors Sets and Props The Cast Patches Pals Appearances Accolades Collectibles The End Just Kidding Ok, now we're done

When you want to go to the next page click (Not yet ... I haven't finished telling you how this thing works yet!) If you want to go to the previous page click

If you want to throw caution to the winds and leap wildly ahead to a different chapter, click on the pull-down menu Click select a chapter. Introduction Who is J.P.? Minneapolis J.P. in Seattle Early sidekicks Bob Newman Joe Towey Creative Processes The Sponsors Sets and Props The Cast Patches Pals Appearances Accolades Collectibles The End Just Kidding Ok, now we're done and click on one of the chapters in the list ... and then ... as if by magic ... there'll you be.

Now that you're ready ... we can begin with ... (Drum Roll please)

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