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In Memory of J.P.
Patches Pals News
The Amazing History of J.P. Patches
The Show
Photo of the week
J.P.'s Appearances
The City Dump Store

Publisher - Editor - Mayor
Julius Pierpont Patches

The City Dump Gazette is published either weekly, semi-annually, bi-monthly, or possibly during any seasonal equinox.

Drop us a line!

Suggestions? Questions? Complaints? Want to send us some Money? Email by clicking: Here!

Gertrude Online!

You can send your love directly to Gertrude at fabbn@yahoo.com.
Gertrude will also handle email for Ketchikan the Animal Man, Boris S. Wort, Ggoorrsstt and even The Fabulous Bob Newman.
If you click here you can actually go to The Bongo Congo Kennel!

Hey Patches Pals

Do you have any pictures of yourself taken with J.P.? Do you have a scanner? Digital camera?
Would you like to see your photo with J.P. used on the "Photo of The Week" page?
Well okay then ... Just send your scanned photos(s) or digital pix by clicking HERE to email your kindly WebMeister.


… Over Here …

No particular reason ... I just thought this was a pretty cool picture.

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Chris ... er ... J.P. was featured on KING-TV's Evening Magazine on March 16, 2006.

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Patio Pavers!

Reserve NOW!
To have your Paver engraved
with the next batch in Early AUGUST!

Pricing will be:

One or Two Lines: $100
Three Lines: $125

  • We are gathering the last Paver orders for our AUGUST 2012 PAVER ENGRAVINGS!
  • Send us your Reservation Form and payment by the SIGN-UP DATE EXTENDED TO AUGUST 9th DEADLINE – we will email or mail you a great looking Reservation Certificate with your Paver text on it – great for a gift! Engraving must be done in batches of at least 15 pavers, during warm dry weather – right now we are aiming for mid-August, with August 9th as the final day to finalize and pay for your order. DON'T MISS IT! TELL YOUR PATCHES PAL FRIENDS!
  • All proceeds will be donated to the Children’s Hospital Foundation in J.P. & Gertrude's honor, after a small portion is reserved for costs of paver engraving, waxing and maintenance of the “Late for the Interurban” statue.
  • It’s not too late to have your inscription Immortalized Forever in engraved pavers surrounding the J.P. Patches & Gertrude “Late for the Interurban” statue in Fremont!

    Click Here for more information and a link to a Printable PDF Patches Patio Paver Order Form

    History House of Greater Seattle
    790 N 34th St, 206 675-8875, In Fremont
    Thu - Sun
    Noon to 5pm

    "Who, when he saw the first sand or ashes, by a casual intenseness of heat, melted into a metalline form, rugged with excrescences, and clouded with impurities, would have imagined, that in this shapeless mass would turn into smething useful like a glass? Neat huh? I mean without glasses we couldn't see or have anything to put Kool-Aid in!

    You can send us an email by clicking Here

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